1. Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

    yogurtville:

    -you smell different when you’re awake
    -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
    -soon
    -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
    -your hair tastes like strawberries
    -tonight….you.
    -he knows, don’t go home.
    -I always knew you would die in my arms
    -every time I poop I think of you
    -no one will ever believe you
    -yessssssssssssss
    -I killed mufasa
    -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
    -mother told me it would be like this

    Hail hydra

    (via humansarecrayfish)

     
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  3. thebobblehat:

    judgebunnie:

    meretrivia:

    elfpen:

    sleepy-street:

    valerieparker:

    cyprith:

    mashyhead:

    findchaos:

    I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

    IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK 

    TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR

    THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?

    True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.

    I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra. 

    So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.

    WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?

    fafghdfghdfghsdfhdfghdfghdf

    I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye. 

    my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist

    Bless this post. 

    Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/

    I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.

    Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.

    Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.

    I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.

    And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.

    I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.

    It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”

    Fake. Fucking. Pockets.

    (via kkouhai-kyun)

     
  4. rickyraccoon91:

    In honor of the (bad) HIMYM finale

    Here’s the Scrubs finale (there was no 9th season)

    (via liamdryden)

     
     

  5. princessqueer:

    theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

    dramaddict:

    one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

    I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

    one might even call it

    avocado’s number

    (Source: beesmygod, via and-twice-as-stubborn)

     
  6. risinyira:

    stele3:

    wimpytav:

    kittykatparadox:

    brs-official:

    laughing-llama:

    genufa:

    sigur-roskolnikov:

    This tree makes の sense.

    *spits coffee*

    Are you fucking kidding me.

    tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

    Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

    Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.

    Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.

    (Source: meme4u, via and-twice-as-stubborn)

     
  7. (Source: neilcicierega, via liamdryden)

     

  8. ship-hard:

    buckeybarnes:

    I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

    image

    WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT

    (via fortheloveofallthatis)

     
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  10. "The first day I was at work, Clark kind of whispered at me, and he said “come here.” And I said, “what?!” And he gave me this folded up shirt that he shoved into my hand, and he was like, “this is for you.” And he walked away, and I looked at it, and it was an Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. tee-shirt. I think Clark himself and Agent Coulson are both slightly fanboy-ish, so it was so much fun to do these scenes with him and see his face."
    — 

    -Jaimie Alexander on filming with Agents of SHIELD

    omg this is perfect

    (via lywinis)

    I stg Clark and Phil are the SAME PERSON!!!

    (via thisiswintermute)

    Do you think Phil sent Sif back to Asgard with a SHIELD t-shirt? ‘Cause I do now…

    (via ralkana)

    Totally. And a ball cap. Sif would wear them sometimes because she loves them so much. “These midgardians really do know how to make garments that are comfortable to wear” “Aye, but they don’t provide much in way of protection as our armors do.” “Tis true. But they do make very good sleeping garment.” (in which Sif wears her SHIELD T-shirt as PJs to bed…)

    (Source: dudewithabow, via liamdryden)

     
  11. productovhate:

    i will reblog this until the day i die.

    (Source: angblack666, via constrixii)

     
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  13. oliviawhen:

    A truly unstoppable force.

    (via fortheloveofallthatis)

     
  14. onefitmodel:

    itsjustjustine:

    purifiedd-:

    ilovemyskinbeauty:

    o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

    “this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

    Reblog every time

    Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

    What is this from?

    did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

    Reblogging again

    (Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3, via kkouhai-kyun)

     

  15. In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

    In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.

    fucking thank you

    (Source: stability, via kkouhai-kyun)