its so weird to call it the “mall”
in australia we are very creative
we call one store a “shop”
and many stores “the shops”
“Hey guys, what should we name that Opera House? You know, the one in Sydney.”
“Hmm a bridge over the harbour is going to need a really snazzy name… waiiit”
We’re simple people
adele wins an oscar
a distance scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
he doesnt mean it screams benedict cumberbatch
‘I’m so sorry’, adds Tom Hiddleston
fuck you i won a bafta yells martin freeman
I’m Iron Man shouts Robert Downy Jr,
I’m Robert Downey Jr. shouts Tony Stark
AND I’M JAVERT. DO NOT FORGET MY NAME sings Russell Crowe.
- James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
- Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
- James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
my dog peeed on my art assingment. And it looks like a massive dick
Yes I understand you are bogans. But please stop playing living on a prayer on repeat. Break the stereotype you are more than that. I know you are.