1. zebraontherocks:

    majored-in-not-dancing:

    nerdytransgirl:

    undeadthug:

    where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

    OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!

    NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

    BAM!!!

    ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

    THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

    THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

    THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

    OH MY GOD

    or you can go to your local mexican supermarket

    (Source: vieja-solar, via princesscihlar)

     
  2. mountainsandmochas:

    one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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  3. GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

    (Source: fifthharmony, via professorozpin)

     
  4. faithsuperfab:

    fallenforbands:

    hoffmango:

    cause-shes-bittersweet:

    smindersonfan:

    secretmindreader:

    Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.

    Spreading the word.

    My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.

    She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.

    I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.

    I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.

    Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.

    Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.

    Get angry. Be in command.

    FUCKING RELEVANT

    If someone is doing something that makes you uncomfortable like this, you do not need to be nice. Swear, kick, scream, make the asshole cry. You don’t have to nice, be as rude as you want

    me irl real talk i will snap somebody in half

    (Source: nothingbutobsessions.tumblr.com\, via princesscihlar)

     

  5. This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

     
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  7. toinfinityandbeyonce:

    MY ANACONDA DONT

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  8. politicalsexkitten:

    saintkathryn:

    holdencaulfieldthinksuraphony:

    donotruninfear:

    jennaanne01:

    THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

    wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

    It’s such an important time for this film to come out.

    It’s so easy for the film idustry to show people we fought against in the past as real people. But it’s something new to put a face a name and a story to the people that so many of us see as the enemy.

    Please watch the trailer. This’ll stir up a lot of shit with the american public but I have a good feeling about this movie.

    (via princesscihlar)

     
     
  9. tuc-ficprompts:

    malicemidnight:

    sapphirebones:

    jaacknasty:

    Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

    i fucking lost it

    fUC K

    OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

    (Source: fartgallery, via bewbin)

     
     

  10. i-am-that-monster:

    thatshinyobject:

    kingsleyyy:

    2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

    What the fuck does the sink want now

    image

    (via bewbin)

     
  11. castlecasketteer:

    me when doing assignments

    (Source: seattlegracegifs, via princesscihlar)

     
  12. sirenlovesong:

    ariannagrandeofficial:

    big-chicken:

    cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

    this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

    THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

    (via bewbin)

     
  13. instagram:

    Radical Self-Expression at the Burning Man Festival in Black Rock City

    To view more photos and videos from Black Rock City, explore the Burning Man location page, browse the #BM2014 hashtag and follow @missjessrose on Instagram.

    “It’s way more than you can imagine,” says Jessica Rose Yurasek (@missjessrose), describing Black Rock City, the site of the annual Burning Man festival. Each year, a global tribe of artists, makers, and performers converge in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert, birthing a pop-up city of more than 60,000 “Burners” and their acts of radical self-expression.

    In contrast to an inhospitable physical terrain, which ranges from scorching heat to torrential rain, Jessica sees Black Rock City as an inspirational place of generosity and creativity. The weeklong gathering culminates with the burning of a towering wooden effigy known at “the Man”, and then disperses, taking care to leave no trace in the desert.

    “If we as humanity can build this,” she says, “then I have hope for our future.”

     
  14. micdotcom:

    She pointed out the sexism in video games, so men threatened her until she fled her home

    On Monday, Anita Sarkeesian posted a segment titled “Women as Background Decoration.” It examined how gratuitous sexual abuse and violence permeates contemporary video games. By the next day, she had received so many violent threats that she had to flee her home. And these weren’t idle Internet threats — some contained accurate identifying information about Sarkeesian’s home and family, enough for law enforcement to get involved.

    But she’s not wrong | Follow @micdotcom

    (via randomprodinc)

     
  15. codependent-hunters-221b:

    deniablesmiles:

    the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

    (Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

    That description.

    I CANT

    (Source: adrianivashkov, via buckward)