1. fenrir-kin:

    brigwife:

    kidouyuuto:

    how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

    English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

    French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

    *800 years of war*

    "C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

    right up there with Viva la pluto

    (via pizza)

     

  2. tainted-by-the-real-world:

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    cell-mate:

    crackerhell:

    ethanwearsprada:

    i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

    yes

    pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

    BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

    OHANA MEANS FAMILY

    OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

    WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU PLUTO

    (via humansarecrayfish)

     
  3. shellyshockz:

    I don’t about how anyone else feels, but I felt like drawing my own. I feel like this more often than I want to, and I’m currently on the brink of just giving up altogether…it hurts like hell feeling left out of things or not being included, or just the feeling of being forgotten or ignored in general…I really want to just throw in the towel and abandon all ties to some people so I never have to feel this way…but I still have a small spark of hope somewhere that won’t let me quit no matter how much I’d really like to…so…I guess I’ll just wait and see..

    (via baskingsunflower)

     

  4. My sister as going to make cheesecake Easter eggs (cheesecake in a Easter egg) but she missed out on all the Easter eggs cause she left it too late. I have been looking forward to them for a year. They are the highlight of my life.m

     
  5. elartistaguapisimo:

    so 90s it physically hurts

    (Source: 7hc, via lemmonlyman)

     
  6. lesb1an:

    thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

    Fun Fact:

    The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

    how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.

    (via pizza)

     
  7. (Source: disneysdreamings, via bewbin)

     
  8. theodd1sout:

    This will help you write good.

    (via avatar-style)

     
  9. antolovich:

    thepandabaker:

    adeyami:

    Land of the free home of the rich

    What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

    …wait, what?

    (Source: socialismartnature, via australiansanta)

     

  10. Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

    yogurtville:

    -you smell different when you’re awake
    -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
    -soon
    -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
    -your hair tastes like strawberries
    -tonight….you.
    -he knows, don’t go home.
    -I always knew you would die in my arms
    -every time I poop I think of you
    -no one will ever believe you
    -yessssssssssssss
    -I killed mufasa
    -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
    -mother told me it would be like this

    Hail hydra

    (via humansarecrayfish)

     
  11. (Source: sandandglass, via bewbin)

     
  12. thebobblehat:

    judgebunnie:

    meretrivia:

    elfpen:

    sleepy-street:

    valerieparker:

    cyprith:

    mashyhead:

    findchaos:

    I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

    IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK 

    TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR

    THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?

    True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.

    I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra. 

    So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.

    WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?

    fafghdfghdfghsdfhdfghdfghdf

    I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye. 

    my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist

    Bless this post. 

    Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/

    I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.

    Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.

    Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.

    I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.

    And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.

    I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.

    It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”

    Fake. Fucking. Pockets.

    (via kkouhai-kyun)

     
  13. rickyraccoon91:

    In honor of the (bad) HIMYM finale

    Here’s the Scrubs finale (there was no 9th season)

    (via liamdryden)

     
     

  14. princessqueer:

    theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

    dramaddict:

    one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

    I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

    one might even call it

    avocado’s number

    (Source: beesmygod, via and-twice-as-stubborn)

     
  15. risinyira:

    stele3:

    wimpytav:

    kittykatparadox:

    brs-official:

    laughing-llama:

    genufa:

    sigur-roskolnikov:

    This tree makes の sense.

    *spits coffee*

    Are you fucking kidding me.

    tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

    Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

    Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.

    Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.

    (Source: meme4u, via and-twice-as-stubborn)